Ancient Greece: "He'll do. Oh yes, he'll do quite nicely."
Medieval Europe: "Just don't tell His Holiness the Pope. Oh wait, I am the Pope."
Victorian England: "This is the love that dare not speak its name."
WWII: "Do you ever think you like girls just 'cause yer supposed ta?"
Backwoods, circa 1975: "You got a real pretty mouth." (beating to follow)
Mid 80's: (through lipstick and eyeshadow) "Girls, girls, girls!"
Today: Boys. Boys! Where are the boys? (all hail Wienbach!)
Tomorrow: We have rights like everyone else. It's just another sexual preference. Thank you for lowering the age of consent!