From the Protocol Department

The answer to non-questions is now yes.

This directive, from the departmental noncompartmentalism committee,
should reduce the backlog from the protocol department.

In the event that deliberations merit a reversal of the above directive, it should not be assumed that an opposite protocol (i.e. the answer to non-questions being
"no")will be implemented. Rather, in the event that a non-question is
not asked, various forms of silence will be considered appropriate, as outlined
in previous directives.

Employees should review the silence protocols, so as to avoid using a form of
silence that has not been approved by the appropriate committee.

Authorities in this sector are vigilant.

Thank You