Read the archives and you'll know: in this space, every attempt is made to avoid being divisive. If anything, we promote healing though finding the sane middle ground between the extremes.
But every once in a while, one has to make a stand and healing be damned.
Let us therefore make the following proclamation:
If you have never listened to The Decemberists, you suck.
Furthermore, if you have listened to them and you think they suck, then your brain has been eaten, and you have joined the zombie hoards that have besieged humanity since Industrialization. You should be spurned as one might spurn a rabid dog.
So listen to them, will you? All this spurning is making me tired.